The biggest goon in the league gets traded to your squad. Everyone in the western division knows how bad this guy is with his sticks. This guy is pickier than a pro on the PGA tour deciding what line to take on his putt. Thank God this gem uses a two piece.You decide to welcome this tuner to the team by cutting his blade at the hosel half way through. Sure enough, he lets a clap bomb go during the pre-game skate and he lands face first on his nose when his twig snaps. His nose looks like the Jersey Turnpike on a Friday at noon. Your liney looks at you and says I think that went well.